Pfizer Extends The Life Of Patents

"Pfizer announced a new breakthrough Friday that vastly extends the lifespan of near-death patents." You have to read this carefully.  Because "nothing causes Pfizer officials more distress than seeing a once robust patent expire at a young age, a “terrible tragedy” that allows dozens of generic manufacturers to copy it and offer pharmaceuticals to customers far more cheaply."

Tomorrow Is Father's Day

Tomorrow is Father's Day.  Dads everywhere can rejoice.

The 35 Dumbest Things That Have Ever Happened

35 things that are probably made up.  Some examples:

"I want my first daughter to be a girl"
"Somebody tried to tell me there was 50 states in America.  Nuh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist.  We got 49."
"Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?  Or 9?"

Ever Wished That Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Would Return to the Comics Page?

Well, he just did.  Sort of.