IPDuck: 53 Terrible Jokes!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

53 Terrible Jokes!

Here are 53 Terrible Jokes. Such as, "Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday, because all the rest are week(weak)days."

Or: "Q: What concert costs 45 cents? A: 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback."

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Why a Duck?

The "IP" part of this blog's title is self-explanatory -- the abbreviation for the shorthand term "intellectual property." But what to call the humor part of the name? It turns out that the duck is the funniest animal alive. A 2002 study confirms that jokes mentioning ducks are funnier than others.

If you think about it, that makes sense. Think of the funniest joke you know, and replace one of the characters with a duck. It instantly becomes even funnier. You might not even need the punchline. For example, which is funnier:
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar . . . "
-- OR --
"A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar . . . "

And needless to say, "Weird Al" Yankovic's "I Want a New Duck" is MUCH funnier than Huey Lewis' "I Want a New Drug."

Thursday, January 10, 2013

53 Terrible Jokes!

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